How to finger a girl 


1. Use your tongue



when snape realizes he’s dying he doesn’t care, in fact he’s happy because he knows in just a moment he’ll see lily again

but to his great dismay he’s greeted instead by none other than james potter

who promptly envelopes him in an awkward but genuine hug and says with a hoarse voice, “thank you for taking care of my son”

#and then lily shouts from off in the distance   #’BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TREAT HIM LIKE SHIT YOU PIECE OF TRASH’

Inspired by [x]
· yesss 


fics where they both think it’s unrequited pining




i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy


when you think you have $1 but you actually have $10





the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.


Things that are scary:

  • getting up in class
  • coughing in class
  • reading out loud in class
  • answering a question in class
  • turning a test in first in class
  • class 


Rereading the Harry Potter books… Again… I get so happy every time I read this part! FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY BEWITCHING SNOWBALLS TO HIT VOLDEMORT IN THE FACE REPEATEDLY! I can’t help but picture the reaction like the part in AVPM when Voldemort keeps sneezing and Dumbledore asked Quirrell “Did your turban just sneeze?!?”